I'm going to start a petition to have children equipped with an on/off switch at birth!
LovelyNeice: "Aunt Diva?"
Me: "Yes honey."
LovelyNeice: "You should have a baby."
Me: Looking real dazed and confused....... "Uuuhhhh....why do you say that?"
LovelyNeice: "So you can have someone to take care of you when you get old."
God love her.