We are having a baby picture contest here at work. We are all charged with bringing in baby pictures of ourselves and everyone is trying to guess who the baby is. It's all cute and fun.
Well Linda brings in a picture and it gets tacked to the board with the others. Linda, myself and Alice are all standing in front of the board just perusing the pictures and trying to figure out who is who.
Well I figured out which picture is Alice and which one was Linda so I'm just standing there looking at the rest of them and talking to both of the ladies when all of a sudden Alice spots Linda's picture. Now mind you, Alice has no idea this picture is of Linda. Alice proceeds to give her comments on the picture.
Alice, "Now look at this picture. I can't tell if its a boy or girl. And that yellow outfit with the yellowish background is not that flattering for that skin tone. What would make the parents dress that kind in that?"
All this time Linda is just laughing her ass off because she knows this is her picture and Alice has no idea that it's her she is talking all this trash about.
Now I had just just turn around as fast as I could and bolt because I was watching all this and was about to lose it! As I was scrurrying down the hall to leave for the day I am just laughing my ass off because Alice put her foot so far in her mouth she'll need to have it surgically removed!
