No one told me all that getting older would entail. No one mentioned the drooping breasts, the wrinkles on the face, the extra skin under the arms. Noooooo…not one word was mentioned. If so I’m pretty sure I would have made a concentrated effort to stay 29. I’m sure of it.
I visited my doctor a couple weeks ago and he told me that I reached that “magical” age where now I must get a mammogram. WHAT! No one ever told me that mammograms were in my future. I am ticked off. Some one could have warned me about this aging thing.
I did not sign up for this.
Do they sell time machines on eBay?
