There is this guy on my job that I swear is gay! He is anal about his grooming and the cleanliness of his cube. Every other day he is wipping down the TOP of his cube. Who the hell wips the TOP of their cube!!!??? NO ONE sees the top! It's too tall.
Don’t get me wrong, if you are gay then I’m happy for you just don’t be in denial. Come out for goodness sake. Hell, we can talk about drapes, make up and fashion together. Shit, we can go shopping! I LOVE shopping. I love gay men so stop hiding.
I swear this guy is gay. He has never been married, never had a girlfriend the entire time I’ve worked here. NEVER. Another male co-worker came over to his cube and he exclaimed, “Hey girlfriend!” What da hell!!!
Just admit it why don’t you so we can go shopping. I need a new pair of shoes dammit!
