Ok, so my Vegas trip is next weekend with a couple of my friends. It’s gonna be an awesome 4 days and you better not ask me what happened!!! You know what they say about Vegas! HAHHAHA!
Anyway, I found out that a woman I used to be pretty close with will be joining us on this trip. She and I used to hang out all of the time going shopping, dinner, movies, parties, all kinds of places. I hadn’t spoken to this bitch in like 3 years.
She moved from Maryland to Detroit for a job almost six years ago. Great. Well she decided to give herself a going away dinner when she left. I opted not to attend this soiree because I was a little upset with her.
You see I live in Baltimore City and she lived in Upper Marlboro MD. For those of you who are not familiar with Maryland geography, Upper Marlboro is a suburb of DC so we were like an hour away from each other. No problem. When we hung out it was always down in the DC area. I could never get her to come up to Baltimore to hang out at all. I was always going down there to see her but she never reciprocated. I had lived in my apartment for 4 years at that point and she never once stepped foot into my apartment. She could not tell you what kind of furniture I had, were my kitchen was, whether or not I had a balcony…..NOTHING.
I started thinking about things and brought this to her attention and this bitch had the nerve to tell me, “Well I come up there to see my family and it gets tough to go back and forth like that.” Are you freaking kidding me?
So I said to myself ‘Fuck you’, I’m not going to extend myself one more time for this chick when she has never done so for me in our entire friendship and opted out of her little dinner.
Well she feels the world revolves around her and copped a major attitude with me because I didn’t show up and hasn’t spoken to me since. Whatever. I could really care less to be honest with you.
Now this bitch wants to show up to our weekend. I just hope God gives me the strength to resist cussing her ass out for being a selfish, egotistical bitch.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
The "Old Fashioned" Card
I was perusing the blogoshere and happened upon a particular blog of this rather "adventurous" woman. To say that this woman is pretty free with the booty is an understatement.
Every blog post is about who she's sexing and what she wants them to do with their lips, tongues and fingers on various areas of her body and all this kind of stuff. Now, in her latest post she makes mention of wanting to open a strip club. Okkkaaaayyy....
This woman is really out there, into some really freaky stuff and writes about every sordid detail. That's fine.....to each his own.
She recently lamented how she's been on 4 dates and the men did not pay for her meal or drinks. HELLOOOO!!! Then she had the audacity to ask is this the norm?
Uuuhhhhhh...hell no it's not the norm. It's all about what you put out there to people. The men I date definitely pay on our date. Don't get me wrong, I will pay for dates on occasion, I have no problem with that every now and again.
She was questioning whether she should tell these guys right up front that she is an "old fashioned" girl and feel they should pay for most of these dates.
Uuuuuummmm.....what about you says "old fashioned"? Maybe when your nasty ass is at the swingers club getting eaten out by men and women.? Hmmmm...Maybe when you're freaky ass is talking about your bi-sexuality or some dude fucking you up your ass or using butt plugs and nipple clamps?
Oh yes, this just screams " good old fashioned girl". Get the fuck outta here with that madness girl.
I get so tired when nasty, freaky bitches want to play the "I'm old fashioned" card when they want some dude to spend money on them.
Get outta here with that shit....FREAK!
Ok.....END RANT.
Every blog post is about who she's sexing and what she wants them to do with their lips, tongues and fingers on various areas of her body and all this kind of stuff. Now, in her latest post she makes mention of wanting to open a strip club. Okkkaaaayyy....
This woman is really out there, into some really freaky stuff and writes about every sordid detail. That's fine.....to each his own.
She recently lamented how she's been on 4 dates and the men did not pay for her meal or drinks. HELLOOOO!!! Then she had the audacity to ask is this the norm?
Uuuhhhhhh...hell no it's not the norm. It's all about what you put out there to people. The men I date definitely pay on our date. Don't get me wrong, I will pay for dates on occasion, I have no problem with that every now and again.
She was questioning whether she should tell these guys right up front that she is an "old fashioned" girl and feel they should pay for most of these dates.
Uuuuuummmm.....what about you says "old fashioned"? Maybe when your nasty ass is at the swingers club getting eaten out by men and women.? Hmmmm...Maybe when you're freaky ass is talking about your bi-sexuality or some dude fucking you up your ass or using butt plugs and nipple clamps?
Oh yes, this just screams " good old fashioned girl". Get the fuck outta here with that madness girl.
I get so tired when nasty, freaky bitches want to play the "I'm old fashioned" card when they want some dude to spend money on them.
Get outta here with that shit....FREAK!
Ok.....END RANT.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Kids Say The Darndest Things
I'm going to start a petition to have children equipped with an on/off switch at birth!
LovelyNeice: "Aunt Diva?"
Me: "Yes honey."
LovelyNeice: "You should have a baby."
Me: Looking real dazed and confused....... "Uuuhhhh....why do you say that?"
LovelyNeice: "So you can have someone to take care of you when you get old."
God love her.
LovelyNeice: "Aunt Diva?"
Me: "Yes honey."
LovelyNeice: "You should have a baby."
Me: Looking real dazed and confused....... "Uuuhhhh....why do you say that?"
LovelyNeice: "So you can have someone to take care of you when you get old."
God love her.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Lame Ass Dude at The Club
Ok so my girls and I decided to go out and kick up our heels and have a great girls night. We were looking good and smelling good. Ready to dance and flirt the entire evening.
We walk into the club ready for whatever the night had in store for us when our eyes immediately become fixated on some flailing type movement going on on the dance floor. After closer examination we discover that there is a guy with thick black rimmed glasses with a black, sleeveless mesh muscle shirt on and purple high waters and black converses! A serious throwback to the 80's. WTH!!
I blinked my eyes because I couldn't believe this fool had the audacity to walk out of the house with that mess on.
On the dance floor he did this high jump move then stuck his leg out and slowly brought his leg back in. Then I noticed he had a small black comb in his hand and I shit you not, this fool stopped cold, snapped his arms straight out and then slowly brought his right hand with the comb to his head and started combing his hair! Right there in the middle of the dance floor. You have got to be shitting me! This guy has lost his mind.
My girl Laurie watching all this stumbled backward laughing so hard that she almost fell onto the floor. Luckily I managed to reach around and grab her before she hit the ground but she did manage to break the heel on her shoe in the process.
We finally pull it together enough to find a table and proceed to sit down. I always knew I was a geek magnet but why when I was having a laugh fest at dumb asses expense with my girls did this fool walk up behind me and tap my shoulder just as I was about to take a sip of my drink. When I turned around and saw him standing there my glass went flying into Melissa's lap.
"Hey pretty lady, sorry I startled you. I just wanted to ask you to dance."
I look at him, then at my girls, then at him again then I ask him, "Are you serious?"
He looks at me then lowers his head and says, "I guess not." and walks off to stalk some poor unsuspecting woman.
Why me...whe me?
We walk into the club ready for whatever the night had in store for us when our eyes immediately become fixated on some flailing type movement going on on the dance floor. After closer examination we discover that there is a guy with thick black rimmed glasses with a black, sleeveless mesh muscle shirt on and purple high waters and black converses! A serious throwback to the 80's. WTH!!
I blinked my eyes because I couldn't believe this fool had the audacity to walk out of the house with that mess on.
On the dance floor he did this high jump move then stuck his leg out and slowly brought his leg back in. Then I noticed he had a small black comb in his hand and I shit you not, this fool stopped cold, snapped his arms straight out and then slowly brought his right hand with the comb to his head and started combing his hair! Right there in the middle of the dance floor. You have got to be shitting me! This guy has lost his mind.
My girl Laurie watching all this stumbled backward laughing so hard that she almost fell onto the floor. Luckily I managed to reach around and grab her before she hit the ground but she did manage to break the heel on her shoe in the process.
We finally pull it together enough to find a table and proceed to sit down. I always knew I was a geek magnet but why when I was having a laugh fest at dumb asses expense with my girls did this fool walk up behind me and tap my shoulder just as I was about to take a sip of my drink. When I turned around and saw him standing there my glass went flying into Melissa's lap.
"Hey pretty lady, sorry I startled you. I just wanted to ask you to dance."
I look at him, then at my girls, then at him again then I ask him, "Are you serious?"
He looks at me then lowers his head and says, "I guess not." and walks off to stalk some poor unsuspecting woman.
Why me...whe me?
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Monday, July 23, 2007
My Perfect Day
Here in the Baltimore area, the weather was SPECTACULAR this past weekend! Absolutely beautiful. Mr. Construction and I decided to have a little picnic in the park. I went to the store and gathered all of the materials we would need. Brought them home and arranged them nicely in a basket. Mr. Construction arrived and we were on our way.
We found the most perfect spot for a picnic and set up camp there. I was charged with bringing the music and cd player as well so we had some awesome music.
The whole experience was wonderful. We connected on a level we hadn’t up to that point.
I’ve come to realize that he is a very cautious guy. He is slow and meticulous and takes his time as not to get hurt. I can understand and respect that. Let me tell you though that the way this man looks at me, the way he kisses me and the way he touches me tells me far more then his words ever could.
He is falling for me and he is trying really hard to slow it down but he can not. He constantly tells me he really likes me. He asks me numerous relationship questions trying gauge how I conduct myself and react to my partner when I’m in a relationship. He tells me all the time how he wants to spend so much more time with me. He even asked me last night if I would like to meet his family one of these days of course after telling me once again how much he enjoyed our time together at the picnic.
Yep….this guy has been bitten. No denying that. I’m just sitting back and enjoying this.
The Manager is still around but I’m not sure for how long. Even though Mr. Construction and I are getting closer, The Manager just doesn’t seem to be in a place right now in his life where he can devote time to a relationship. I see that so clearly now. I am thinking I need to let him go really soon.
I’m leery about that because I have had many “false starts”. You all know what I mean…..things are wonderfully delicious in the beginning of a budding relationship. You both are bringing your best representative to the party and you start to think this could be the one then 4 months later you are let down and disappointed when the “real” person decides to show up.
The Analyst still calls. He got a new job which I am really glad for him. His previous job really took him for a loop which was a huge problem between us. I hope he finds happiness soon.
I’m not sure where this ride will lead me too but I will just sit back and enjoy it.
We found the most perfect spot for a picnic and set up camp there. I was charged with bringing the music and cd player as well so we had some awesome music.
The whole experience was wonderful. We connected on a level we hadn’t up to that point.
I’ve come to realize that he is a very cautious guy. He is slow and meticulous and takes his time as not to get hurt. I can understand and respect that. Let me tell you though that the way this man looks at me, the way he kisses me and the way he touches me tells me far more then his words ever could.
He is falling for me and he is trying really hard to slow it down but he can not. He constantly tells me he really likes me. He asks me numerous relationship questions trying gauge how I conduct myself and react to my partner when I’m in a relationship. He tells me all the time how he wants to spend so much more time with me. He even asked me last night if I would like to meet his family one of these days of course after telling me once again how much he enjoyed our time together at the picnic.
Yep….this guy has been bitten. No denying that. I’m just sitting back and enjoying this.
The Manager is still around but I’m not sure for how long. Even though Mr. Construction and I are getting closer, The Manager just doesn’t seem to be in a place right now in his life where he can devote time to a relationship. I see that so clearly now. I am thinking I need to let him go really soon.
I’m leery about that because I have had many “false starts”. You all know what I mean…..things are wonderfully delicious in the beginning of a budding relationship. You both are bringing your best representative to the party and you start to think this could be the one then 4 months later you are let down and disappointed when the “real” person decides to show up.
The Analyst still calls. He got a new job which I am really glad for him. His previous job really took him for a loop which was a huge problem between us. I hope he finds happiness soon.
I’m not sure where this ride will lead me too but I will just sit back and enjoy it.
Friday, July 20, 2007
My friends and I are so different
We all some how forge friendships with people that are most like us...people we have things in common with. A kinship of sorts. The more we are alike the closer the bond tends to be.
Well, will someone please tell me why I am nothing like my current friends nor do I have anything in common with them. I often sit back and wonder why I am friends with these people and how we established these relationships in the first place.
All of my current friends are ones that I've have for many, many, many years. Sure, I think perhaps we had much in common when we were young but not so much now.
We have grown in many different ways and our interests go off in many different directions.
Coming to this realization is both liberating and frightening. I think I choose to keep these friends out of obligation maybe. Afterall, we all have been friends since we were kids.
If I decide to end this charade and move on I will be alone and lonley and the thought of that is more then I care to bear and it keeps me hanging on to these friendships.
I'm not sure what my future will hold.
Maybe somewhere in the back of my mind I feel that my strong desire to move out of Maryland will allow me to start fresh and develop new relationships and leave these people behind without the guilt that just dropping them would cause.
Maybe I'm just too cool for them. LOL
Well, will someone please tell me why I am nothing like my current friends nor do I have anything in common with them. I often sit back and wonder why I am friends with these people and how we established these relationships in the first place.
All of my current friends are ones that I've have for many, many, many years. Sure, I think perhaps we had much in common when we were young but not so much now.
We have grown in many different ways and our interests go off in many different directions.
Coming to this realization is both liberating and frightening. I think I choose to keep these friends out of obligation maybe. Afterall, we all have been friends since we were kids.
If I decide to end this charade and move on I will be alone and lonley and the thought of that is more then I care to bear and it keeps me hanging on to these friendships.
I'm not sure what my future will hold.
Maybe somewhere in the back of my mind I feel that my strong desire to move out of Maryland will allow me to start fresh and develop new relationships and leave these people behind without the guilt that just dropping them would cause.
Maybe I'm just too cool for them. LOL
