Ladies, come here. Let me talk to you for a minute. Do you all know what day it is today? Today is the day the new Madden 2011 comes out. Do you know what that means. We will not see our men for the next 5 months.
There will be no conversations, no dates, no eye contact, just nose picking, farts, scratching and grunts in our general direction when we ask a question. "Honey, where did you put those keys?" "Grrrruuuuuuhhhhh."
