She has a really good friend named "Sherry". Sherry is married to "Victor". Sherry and Victor have two little kids whom they absolutely adore. My friend Tracy has no children.
Tracy was visiting Sherry and Victor one day when Sherry out of the blue says, "Tracy, you should have a baby!"
"I don't know, maybe I should be MARRIED before I have a kid." was Tracy's response.
"Oh come on Tracy! I'll help you raise the kid."
"Uuumm, I think I need a man first." Tracy says.
"You can use Victor's sperm. I'm done with it. We're not having any more kids." Sherry says as she looks at her two sons.
"What? Are you kidding me?" Tracy says befuddled and trying to stifle a guffaw.
"No! I'm totally serious."
Tracy then looks over at Victor and asks, "Are you OK with this?" to which he simply shrugs.
"Do it Tracy!! We'll be family!" Sherry squeals.
I have never in all my life heard of any woman offering her husband as a sperm donor to a heterosexual woman. I am still shocked.
Could any of you women ever pimp out your husband's sperm like that?
