Over the years men have developed and lived by their set of “man laws”. Well I felt it was only fitting that we women publish our own set of “woman laws”.
- Guys, if a woman is attracted to you, she will not introduce you to her friend so YOU guys can hook up. Get over it.
- If we sleep with you fellas relatively soon after we meet, it’s not because we are sluts, it’s because we thought you were mature enough to handle an adult situation. Oops.
- Contrary to popular belief not all women have lesbian fantasies and will indulge your freaky desire for a 3 way.
- Just because you had us in the past DOES NOT mean you will always be able to get the goodies anytime you want. When the candy store is closed, it’s CLOSED.
- A real woman does not sleep with her friends’ man. EVER.
- A woman will tell you what she wants, you just have to listen.
- Women need our girly getaways with our girls periodically. Deal with it.
- If a woman does not call you back fellas, she’s just not that into you.
- If we have a good job, our OWN place and our own car and pay our own bills, we will not give you the time of day if you live in your momma’s basement and ride the bus to pick up your unemployment check. Not going to happen.
