Give Me A Call

Forbes Magazine recently published it's list of the 20 richest people in the world.

I'm single, pretty damn cute if I say so myself so I thought I'd peruse this list to see if I can stalk identify any future victims husbands.

Most of them are married which sucks and some others were just too gross to consider waking up next to every morning without barfing.

I did, however, locate one prospect. A Michael Bloomberg. He of course created the financial world's Bloomberg LP.


He's not much to look at but his $16 billion net worth makes me want to give it the old college try. Not to mention that he's 67 and will likely kick the bucket in a few years.

Michael, if you're reading this, I'm divorced, you're divorced, give me a call. Let's make this happen. I love you long time.