Ok, why did I get a call at work from a really good friend yesterday? She and I are talking about her upcoming TV game show appearance when all of a sudden she exclaims, "What is going on with my car? I ...think...I ....am...running...out...of ....gas....!"
My immediate response was, "Well, how far are you from a gas station?"
She says, "I'm not sure. Oh my goodness...I'm slowing down! I think I am really out of gas. I've been driving with my gas light on for the last three days."
Me, *Blank stare* "You do realize that the gas light means you need gas right?"
My Friend, "Everyone's a critic."
Me, *Laughing hysterically*
My Friend, "I gotta go call AAA. Bye!"