Ok, so I had my regular annual exam with my OB/GYN. I enter the examining room as instructed and proceed to undress as instructed.
The doctor arrives and begins his routine breast exam, poking and prodding. Nothing out of the ordinary then all of a sudden he asks, “Have you ever had any surgeries on your breasts before?”
I answer, “No. That’s funny, that’s the exact same question the woman asked me at the place where I had my mammogram.”
Doctor: “That’s because there are no bumps or lumps anywhere. They are very soft too. It’s almost as if there were fake. They’re not drooping either.”
He then continues to poke and prod and feel all over them and now he’s making me feel uncomfortable because he just keeps feeling and poking.
The thing is...I don't have any breasts!!! HAHAHAHA!! I need to buy some because I am so flat. LOL
Hmmmm…… I wonder if my doctor is a freak. LOL
